Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Cut Dalega


Cut Dalega



-Call the Manager!Le halua,Delhi se aane  ke baad ,a call the manager sunai nehi pada mujhey,Delhi aur mumbai me humesai sunaipadta tha -call the Manager aur call your Manager.Kolkata me pichley chey saal ke ander ye paheli bar sunai para ,call your manager!Thapa humere yis Pizzaria ke senior captain mere paas aaye aur bola "sir,ek baar floor me chaliye,ek guest aapko bula rahi hay",may pucha-"kaun hay,aur kiu bula rahi hay?-Thapa bola ,"sir,yis guest ko aaj dusre baar dekha ,paheley baar aaye they Thurs day ko,saam ko,aur aaj dusre baar dekh raha hu.Guest aachcha hay,family ke saath aaye they us din,aaj bhi do lady ke saath aaye hay,khubsurat hay,chaliye na".may junior logo ke saath very casual hu,may unse kaam aise hi nikal pate,chillana,darana mere strategy me hay nehi,chalo-may bola-"dekhte hay ki gal hay",Tie ki knot check kiye,shirt proper in hay ki nehi dekha aur floor ki taraf chal diye---


 Floor me ghusa aur 9 number table ki taraf Thapa le chale mujhey-Strange! may table ki taraf gaye to woh lady Guest beauti ful smile ke saath,"Namastey,pahey chane mujhey, kaha aur khara ho gaye--
Mere Na pahechane ki expression se,woh phir boli--Bhaidi,aapke sister ke saath,may---girls school me---
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 Dur se Dhak ki awaz aane lagey,sunai de raha hay Ghanta,drum aur Sankh ki awaz,Bangal ki yis saher Howrah ke,ek chota sa gaon me Durga puja ki Nabami ki raat hay.Aaj humere Drama Society ki drama hay yis puja mandap me.Puja ke yis saat din,Drama,jatra,Dance,Tagore songs,recitation chalte hay,Pura gaon jama hote hay yeha,saam ko jaldi ,jaldi dusre mandap ki Protima Darshan karke,humare yis manch pe gaon wala jama hote hay,"Taskar" yeni ki Chor(Thief),humare drama ke naam tha,mujhe ek aachcha sa role mila,stage me acting karte,karte aachanak,dusre row me nazar pada,ek khubsurat sa kishori ki nazar mere upor chipka tha,may ander hi ander ghabra gaye,nazar hatha liye maine.thoda der baad wings ke bahar chala gaye may,bahar se jhaka ledki ki taraf dekha, woh ledki bhi wings ki bahar dekh raha hay,Ghee colour ki saree jisme laal par tha,pahene hua hay woh,Baaprey,kitna sunder hay woh!aankhe ye bade,bade,pony tail karke bal bandhi hay..me jhak raha tha ki ,Rishi da bola--"Tapas,ye Sukanto da ki beti hay,tere mamaghar ke paas yis ki ghar hay,dosto ke saath drama dekhne ko aaye,G.h girls school me padte hay,tere se pahele hi bahut Ledka line de rakha,par ye abhi tak kise se nazar milaye nehi bhai,humare club ke samne se Subey 10-15 minute pe school ke liye paas karte hay,Wapas aane ki khabar mujhey nehi hay,kiu ki us time may hota hu factory me aur tu aapne college me".

 Rishi da ek baar yis se bate karwa sakte ho?Rishi da humare club ki sabse purana Member hay,pura ganja hay woh yis liye thoda bujurg lagta hay,mere Ma ekbar bolatha,Tapai us Ganja Rishi ko dada kiu bolta hay ,woh to tera uncle lagte hay re....Jack of all trades-Beny company me job karta hay,lekin aajbhi woh temporary post me hay,jaab ki sare Union leader uski pahechan ki hay.Rishida ko phir bola may-"Rishida,yis ke saath ek baar batey karba de bhai".

-Dekh,may is ki Baap Sukanto da se mila deta hu tujhe,phir Beti se line fixed karley..
-Chup ho ja Bhai!mujhe marway ga ki tu?Beti se bate karna chahete hu,tu baap se mila raha hay,maf kar bhai, tujhey kuch nehi karna hay.
Mere sister Bhaidi,G.H girls school ki 12th ki student hay,use chupke se bola may--"Bhaidi,tere school ki ek ledki se bate karba degi mere.."
--Kaun hay Da?
--kaun hay malum nehi,tumhare school ki 10th me padta hay,humare mamaghar ki taraf se aatey hay.
--Bhaidi ki aankh bada ho gaye,woh jo ek nati si ledki ke saath aate hay..
--May ,kabhi dekhe nehi us nati ko,lekin tere jaisa hi sunder hay.
--Da,drama mat karo,college se aate hi, Maa puchte ho tum,Ma Bhaidi "chudel" kaha hay,aur abhi kahe raha ho may sunder hu?

Mere ye bahen bachpan se pura Gundi hay,ek baar local bus se ek school ladke ko girban pakad ke utar liye they,us ladke ledkiyo ko harash karne ke liye bus ki gate me khada tha.Mere pura bharosa tha,mere yis bahen ki upor.Dusra din aake bola mujhe--Da,uska naam Jhuma hay,bakei humare mamaghar ki taraf raheta hay,da,use bhabi banay ga to bariya hoga,koi chithi do me usey de dunga-
--Nehi Bhaidi,pahele bate kartey hay,phir chithi ---Lekin Bhaidi jab use bate ki to ledki ne bola--May agar tumhare Da se bate karunga to mere Papa mujhey Cut dalega...Usi hapte ke ander Do Gym kiya hua Ladka humera club me aake mujhe dhamke gaye,Jhuma mere mangeder hay,uski taraf dekha to.....

 Saal me aath mahina -Bukhar,sardi aur khansi me bhugat ne wala mujhe,V.T training mila Hotel Airport Ashoka me,oportunity le liye maine.Hotel industry mere teen age,youth aur old age ki dekhbhal ki responsibility le liye,bhul gaye kisike bade,bade aankho ko,halka sa smile,balo ko latak te rahna cheherey pe,nazar ki woh innocentness........
 Me,hi jhuma hu,hansa unhone,parso mey family ke saath aaye they hum,aapko pahechana hua lagey,steward logo se pucha to pata laga aap ,andul ke Tapas Hi ho,aaj mere dosto ko le aaye lunch ke liye,Bhaidi kaha hay abhi?
--Mam,Bhaidi New Delhi me hay...
--Mere,ek hi Beti hay,Doctor,damad bhi Doctor hay..Italian food ke liye hum log aaye they...Aap Tapas,khara kiu ho,baithiye na..
---Nehi Mam,hum Guest ke saath baith nehi sakte,Pura restaurant me camera lagey hay,online hay.Humere M.D 24 ghante nazar rakhte hay,kaam ke time agar may yeha baith ke gup marunga to
M.D mujhe Cut Dalegi !Thapa, Mam ki khana ready ho gaye ? woh aa raha hay aap ke lunch,enjoy your food Mam,Have a nice day....Mey pichey morke dekhey nehi.
 36 saal ke baad bate karne ki mouka mila mujhey,kisi se,lekin aaj aar woh sapna mere ander nehi hay,Agar woh sapna phir se jagane sey, koi bakei mujhe CUT DALEGA............

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