Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Abuse ! gali muh ki boli....

                          

                            Abuse! gali muh ki boli....

New delhi ke yis 45 degree wala garmi ke din tha!lu chutna chalu ,yagara bajte hi,rasta dhire dhire soon ,san ho raha tha.Mera tabiyat kharup hua achanak ,hotel me hi.Ghar chala aa raha tha me, hotel se,Dholi piya me utar ke ricsaw pakda,1998 saal me yis paschim delhi ki janak puri aur Vikas puri mila ke, Ricksaw tha 10 hazar ke upor,jyada ricksaw wala tha Bihar ke rahene wale.Ek chacha ki ricksaw me may roz aana jaana karta tha.Chacha ki ricksaw mujhe leke jay sehi Janakpuri ki taraf ghusha, achanak ek car teji se aaye aur hume takrate hua bole ....Oye Bihari!Char kam umar ke ledka tha woh,me jay shi utra woh,chal diye,aur jate jate bola--"ba............"delhi ki famous aur popular gali yeni ki abuse sunna pada.
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Abuse ! gali muh ki boli....
Raste me ,bus me, Local train me,even great Metro me jate hua bhi humane ye gali sune hay!delhi wala dost kahete hay,,aare Tapas,gali dene me andar se ek satisfaction atey hay bhai,kuch takat wala kaam kiye aise lagta hay.me bola tha-"lekin, Sonu jisko gali dete ho, usko kitna taklif hota hoga man me?

Ye Ba...........delhi walo ki muh ki boli hay.Baap bete ko bulate--gali deke,ek bhai dusre bhai ki complain dete hay,ma ba....Parvesh ne mera t-shirt pahen ke chala gaye,ab me ki pahen ke college jaoooo.Jab chutti me ghar aaya Kolkata me,ek din News paper wala ladka paper dene me der kardi,jab paper dene aaye  to nikal gaye muh se---itna der me paper?ka so rahe they tum, ba......Motion me bol to diye, lekin mere Ma thi samne,us paperwala ledka aur Ma ki facial expression nazar aate hi mera hosh thikana me aa gaye ,uske baad kitna der tak Ma se bate kar nehi pa raha tha,aur us paperwala ledka ke samne aayei nehi hum.

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Gali maje ki bhi hote hay,Aapna wife ki brother ko,bengali me kahete  hay Sala!Ab dekhiye a ek gali hay bengali me.Mera brother in law hay ,Famous physician in our area ,Unka do bete hi MBBS hay.mera father in law aur mother in law bhi hospital staff they.Mere bete B.Pharmacist hay.Me sharm ke mare jab bhi kisiko aapna sasur ki bete ki parichay deta hu to kaheta hu...Dr. ghosh mera Brother in law hay.Ye english word tha to may bach gaye bhai sa....bolne se!Ek din uski chamber me gaye the to,uske saath ek  aur doctor the, unhone mera parichay diye," Ye mera brother in law hay Doctor Swami ,aur me inka sala hoo,ye hotelier hay."ab a abuse ek khubsurat sa relation explain kar raha hay.

Jab aapke andar anger badta hay,dhire se, tab aapki emotion achanak hype ho jate hay aur muh se gali nikal jata!Kabhi jan puchke dete hay,kabhi anjane me nikal jate.Your uncontrolabel passion gali ke rup me.Kabhi,kabhi ye dikha gaye ke gali bakne ke baad anger kam ho jate,gali dene wale ki.Par gali sunne wale ki ander yehi gali anger bhar dete hay all in a certain .To fir istaraha ka gali koi kaam ke nehi hote hay ,ye aapke personality ko barbad karta hay.Kosis ki jiye gali ye abuse karne se,dur rahe ne ki.



Mera do colleague the Babu Vergish aur Vinod Vergish,dono hi south ke they.Hum sab ek room me rahte the.Hum logo ne a thik kiya, woh mujhey Maloyali sikhay ga aur me unko Bengali sikha dunga.Session chalu hogaye humare, lekin kya bolu bhai ,Malayali bhasha mere sar ke upor se jane lage! Kya karu ,kya karu,room change karu kya?Vinod pucha kya tapas,room change karega kya?Bhai tum hare bhasha mere kuch bhi samajh me nehi aa raha hay,chor do me sikh nehi paounga.Babu vergish thoda teda aadmi tha ,usne kya kiya mujhe malayali gali sikhana suru kiye aur mujhe sikhne me maza aa raha tha.Mere samajh me aa gaye ki mere jaisa aged ko dusra bhasa sikhne ke liye,us bhasha ki slang pahele sikhna chahiye,fir language kabje me aa jayga.

Practicaly naya language sikhne ke liye us language ko lagatar bolna chahiye.Kisi apartment ki
Punajabi,Gujrati,ye Bengali childrens khelte khelte ek dusre ki bhasha sikh jate,woh grammer ke liye pade nehi rahete.Naya naya shabd unhe sikha dete ,nayi ek language.Inha muh ki boli ,unhe maza de raha hay !Gali muh ki boli hay jinke ,woh bhi maza hi pate hay, lekin yeh maza hay dusre ko nicha dikhane ki maza?Abuse jo karte hay woh aapna attitude prakash karte hay iski through.

Bhagwan Buddh jab apna siksha de raha tha public ko-us samay ek aadmi unko gali deta tha,sabke samne !Ek din nehi lagater kahiyo din woh aadmi gali aur bura baat de hi raha tha ,par Buddh ki dhyan tha sirf aapna speech me,woh aadmi lastly Buddh ko bola--"me roz aapko gali de raha hu,aur aap chup  ho ,gussa nehi aata aapke?ye sare bate kaise hajam kar raha ho"?Budh ne bola-" tum kaun ho,kaun si gali?me to kuch sune hi nehi,aur mujhe tum kuch diye lekin me woh liye nehi to woh wapas gaye, jo diye uske paas,Yehi to niyam hay."......

Sir log, ek baat batao agar aapna emotion ko control kar paye to aapne aap gali dena bandh ho jayga society me.Lekin Ma ki -"oye shand uth ja,8 baj raha hay," Baba ki -"ha......jade raat ke 12 baj raha hay, abhi bhi phone me lagey ho.subhe tution jao ge ki nehi? Yeh sare,pyara sa gali hum sunna chahete hay roz,miss nehi karna chahata hu.Jo gali bura lage woh bandh ho jay,society ko sundar banana hay gali mukt karke.


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